♥ Thursday, May 8, 2008 / 9:30 AM
The afternoon was shining bright. It was a perfect day. A perfect day for something the 5 friends could do. CHIONG LAN!!!!!
Adam, Nicholas, Jeshua, Daniel and Kendrick teleported to home of pool immediately after their Higher Mother Tongue exam, with such agility that could be compared to the mighty Lan god Avinash. They came, they saw, they switched it on. The computers of justice. Computers 44-48. The destined computers. All of a sudden. The room went dark. A chilling atmosphere set in to the room. We turned around. Gasp! A pai-kia! ("gangster"). The pai kia bellowed, "Eh boy. You all wan 5v5?". Nicholas stammered, "Uh-okkkk-aay. Anything".
All of a sudden, thundering footsteps were heard. 4 other pai kias entered the LAN room. They sat on computers directly opposite us. The situation was intense. We switched on the computers of our destiny. The holy Windows XP. They too switched it on. We moved the godly mouse around, and clicked the Warcraft ICON. Finally, the game began. The room was created, and everyone entered. And there, the sign.
Game starting in 5..
Game starting in 4..
Game starting in 3..
Game starting in 2..
Game starting in 1..
KawaiiNeh™ : penis.
Let the games begin!
The 5 boys discussed intensely. Daniel, the supreme commander laid out the plans.
Daniel: Here's the plan. Adam. You use Enigma. Nicholas, you use Queen of Pain. I will use the lightning revenant. Jeshua. You use Tiny. Kendrick. You use Faceless Void.
The plans were laid out. All was set. The boys picked their characters.
At 1min and 24 seconds, a loud bellowing horn was heard, that signified the starting of the fight. Green trees and mages wearing feathery capes were trained, and went to their lanes. Enigma and Faceless Void levitated and wobbled to the top lane. Lightning Revenant floated to the middle lane alone. Tiny stomped all the way to bot lane with Queen of Pain who was somewhat flying there.
The sun was shining brightly on Enigma. He decided to learn Malefice, which would stun the enemy twice every 4 seconds for an 8 second duration. At level 2, he wanted to click Midnight Pulse skill, but Adam was blur, and he accidentally clicked conversion.
Adam, "Fuck!! I click wrong skill!!!!"
Daniel Teh, "Hahahhahahahahaha"
Adam, " -.-"
The faceless void went to bot to help gang, while the lightning revenant went to top to help Enigma with the gank. The duo of lightning revenant and enigma then went to gank someone. They came they attacked and they raped. The guy died in Daniel's hands. All of a sudden, in the near distance, Luna Moonfang the Moon Rider was spotted being sneaky at a distance she thought she was unnoticable. In the Neutral Creeping forest. Daniel pinged furiously, and Adam was very cautious. All of a sudden. The Luna disappeared. In 5 seconds, the luna came from behind the duo, and Adam, with his highly trained thinking and cat-like reflexes, he quickly used conversion on a creep, the skill which he added wrongly. The creep exploded into 3 mini-enigmas, and were skillfully micro-ed by Adam to luna. The Luna was oblivious to the situation.
Luna, " Hahahaha 4 enigmas. TRIPLE KILL!!"
Luna raised her boomerang and used her ultimate. The eclipse. 4 holy lucent beams shone on the mini engmas. One on the lightning revenant, one on Enigma and 2 others on the conversions, killing 2 of them. The Enigma then casted malefice, while the lightning revenant attacked the luna. A sign then appeared on the computer's screen.
Denial- has just pawned (Forgot the name)'s head for an extra 295 gold!
Adam and Daniel cheered gleefully, while a silent, "fuck la kanina pua ci bai" was heard on the other side of the LAN shop. The killing spree of the duo lasted for quite a while more, and the lightning revenant kept kill stealing the superior supportive Adam. The lightning revenant was able to get beyond godlike items thanks to the Enigma.
It was finaly time. For the push.
4 Heroes then gathered at mid. But where was the last one? It was then that we realised that kendrick was farming at top lane alone. So we left him and continued pushing mid lane. Suddenly, 5 heroes emerged from the fog of war. The enigma silently hovered behind the forest. The 3 other heroes waited eagerly to get their hands, wings, rock, lightning stick stained with blood. Suddenly,
Adam, " GOGOOGOGOGO CHIONG!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The enigma threw the blinkdagger into the middle of the 5 heroes. (How a blinkdagger might work in real life.) The Enigma magically appeared in the middle of the 5 unsuspecting heroes. The enigma then used his ultimate. The one and only feared black hole. The 5 heroes were sucked towards the black hole, and were helplessly raped upside down 96 times in a 360 degrees like form by the Enigma's 3 teammates and they finally died, while the Faceless Void was farming happily like a mad dog at top lane.
Kk I want sleep okay jeshua? So to end it all, there was one part where i black hole at the mid 3rd tower and some dog go chornosphere there for god knows what and ksed everyone. Before worldtree got timbered, the pai kias left and we celebrated like mad dogs. okay? Done. Happy. Stupid jeshua make me type so long. Diao -.-"